How to Succeed on Twitter - Part 2 

Ten quizzes a day keeps the doctor away - and will enlighten you!

There is no better way to find out who you really are than having someone else tell you.  Online you can find quizzes that will answer hard questions such as “When will you die?” “How well do you really know Miley Cyrus?” and “Which song best describes your love life?” These quizzes are always surprisingly accurate!

Practice Test Questions:

Test preparation - example questions you might come across:
What is your favorite color?
Do you prefer summer, winter, spring, or fall?
Choose one: scarf, apple, or book
Are you a blond, brunet, or red head?

Who needs eHarmony anyways? - Twitter for dating!

Feeling lonely? The more time you spend on Twitter the more attractive you will seem to others of the opposite sex. Millions of users =  millions of opportunities for true love. Get all of your emotional needs from one site!

How to find your soul mate:

Look to the ‘Bio’ section of your followers to find your perfect match. The 160 character limit is all that is needed to reveal a soul mate in waiting.

Re-Tweet Yourself Each and Everyday - Building Credibility

There is no better way to build credibility among your followers than by reiterating what you said an hour ago. Don’t forget to re-tweet verbatim what you last posted an hour ago. Chances are 1-3 of your followers didn’t see it the first time. You can continue ReTweeting yourself until you feel confident each and every follower acknowledges that they have read the tweet.

Examples:

original post: @jessica today i’m going to the store

one hour later RT @jessica today i’m going to the store

two hours later RT @jessica RT @jessica today i’m going to the store

Make Sure to Tell Your Followers How They Can Make Money - KaChing$!

The best way to do this is by sending out an Auto Direct message with a link to a site that helps them get rich fast!  Send this Auto DM to all of your new followers - they WILL appreciate it! If they proceed to unfollow you after receiving this message, know that it is only because they are too busy making money to be the Twitter God that you are.

One Day a week make sure to post ALL of the trending topics in one Tweet - Stay hip with the trends.

You will gain so many followers this way. There is no better way to show your concern about current events taking place within the Twittersphere.  Make sure to post this tweet at least 17 times to give the exposure it deserves. Don’t forget to do this every week. Failing to acknowledge what everyone is talking about will cause others to see you in a negative light.

Example: #BritneySpears #imsinglebecause #Alaksa #floortiles #dreamcar #yourmom